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Showing posts with label e-cards. Show all posts
Monday, January 19, 2015
Weekly lol-4fun mixer
 Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. |
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 I’m a secondhand vegetarian . . .cow eat grass I eat cow . . . |
In the Hospital  |
 I wonder if the clothes in china say “made arround the corner” or some shit . . . |
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 I am not sure if my life is getting better or the amount of giving fucks is declining every day. |
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Funny Quotes & e-cards
I hate when i plan a conversation in my
head and the other person doesn’t follow
the damn script . . .
Oh ,you are a model.What’s your
agency?Instagram?
Never make the same mistake
twice.There are so many new once ,try
different one each day.
Some funny Quotes and e-cards
It’s all fun and games,
until someone calls the cops.
Then it’s a new game!
Hide and seek.
My life is all math!
I am trying to add to my income,
subtract from my weight,
divide my time
and avoid multiplying.
Be that kind of woman that,
when your feet hit the floor
each morning
the devil says
“oh crap she’s up”
Funny Quotes & e-cards collection
| If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind I’d be SO skinny! |
| Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad. |
| Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind. |
| Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. |
| I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom! |
| Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? |
| How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday!! |
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