The Funny
Monday, January 19, 2015
Funny quotes
"We all have that one friend
that needs to learn how to
whisper :/"
"In a group picture,
there’s always that person
who does the peace sign."
"I once had a life . . .
then some idiot came and
told me to make a FACEBOOK account!"
"When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room."
"I am not high maintenance
you just have low standards."
"I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex . . .
I was just thinking of baby names
in case you get pregnant!"
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